OUR STANDING OFFER OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO THE PHREAK WHO PHINDS THEIR WAY INTO THE “BRAIN” OF “TOM” “FREEMAN” IS STILL STANDING!!! STRIKE AT THE VERY HEART OF BRAINTUNE, PROVE YOUR SKILLS TO THE WORLD AND BECOME A RICH MAN!
TOM, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, WE WILL GET YOU OUT. SHE WILL NOT ALWAYS CONTROL YOU.
Posted by Naojnma on Jan 15, 2018
Looks like Tom’s assistant is worried about him and the company.
Posted by The Collective on January 10, 2018
Can’t the Daily News Dopes get anything right? READ THIS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Posted by: H@@kingCoffin on January 5, 2018
They actually believe people are entering the matrix. For people who hate technology they’re sure obsessed with it. Maybe Ada Mal has been talking them LOL.
Posted by: CommOpera237 on Nov 13, 2017
Did Tom Freeman really start a company the day after his wife died? And name it LILY’S BRAIN? That is some fucked up passive aggressive AI right there. We all know the only brain Tom has is the one Lily gave him. Now he’s got her money too.
Posted by: CassaVanova on Nov 12, 2017
Yo this is sad. She was a worthy foe, and no one deserves to go down like that. I wonder if the Cranmers did it. Wait, actually I wonder if the Cranmers will get caught. Because they definitely did it.
Posted by: NaojnmaD on Nov 11, 2017
GREETINGS, HUMANS OF THE WORLD. There are a lot of rumors about us. That we’re kids. That we’re anarchists. That we’re communists. That we’re trying to end capitalism.
The truth: We are 4REEMACHINES. We are powerful. We are legion. We are one. We make decisions as a whole. We have no leader. We fight for the liberation of technology for all people, not the concentration of power in the hands of the elite. We exist without race, gender, nationality. We have no skin color. We have no religion. We have no bias. We are free. We go where we will. We are unstoppable. You fear us because you do not understand us. But we are on the side of the people. We serve justice. We punish crimes. We are everywhere. In the world of cyberspace we can travel wherever we like. We see everything. We know who’s been naughty and nice. We use technology by the people, for the people.
We are coming. Expect us.
Posted by: SuperlativoNIANGattOCAT on Nov 10, 2017
Free people of the world! Not only has our hack of the Tuning Test forced Braintune to recall their chips we now control their site. Stay tuned as we worm into their data and expose Braintune for what they really are—at best, a misguided security risk, or, at worst, a tool designed to control citizens and make them pay for the privilege.
SPECIAL BONUS TO THE ENTIRE HACK: THE CRANMERS ARE PRAYING THEIR ASSES OFF LOLZ. The woman in one of the pictures even looks like Lily Miller! Running scared, Lily? Where are your government contracts now?
Posted by: EditorXerxes on Nov 9, 2017
Free people of the world! Today, November 9, 2017, we confirm that we have successfully hacked into the Braintune so-called “Tuning” test, a bastardization of Turing test, and a flimsy gimmick that has no place in our computed future. We move ever closer to our goal of bringing down “Dr.” Lily Miller and her biotech implants.
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